1. What did one atom tell another?
- I think I lost an electron
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm positive.
2. Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop.
The cop says: " Do you know how fast you were going?
Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am".
3. A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender:
" How much for a beer?"
The bartender looks at him and says: "For you, it's no charge".
4. What do dipoles say in passing?
- Have you got a moment?"
- Have you got a moment?"
5. What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
- A KNiFe.
- A KNiFe.
6. How do chemists do it?
Chemists do it reactively
Chemists do it on the bench
Electrochemists have more potential
Polymer chemists do it in chains
Chemists do it reactively
Chemists do it on the bench
Electrochemists have more potential
Polymer chemists do it in chains
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